Things I used to say/ spell wrong for longer than I should have...

Seasonal Affectation disorder*
Buisness
Fornification

*But I kind of think seasonal affectation disorder is way more fun. Like if you just walked around with a fake British accent all winter?

Also, I've been reading Carol Goodman lately. She's a sort of literary mystery writer. I think you can spot the plot twists, but she uses a lot of fun motifs (fairy tales, Latin, stained glass) in her novels.

I hope to go see The Other Boleyn Girl this weekend. I really liked the book. At first I was irritated by their casting choice, then I realized I got the actresses playing the sisters mixed up. I think Natalie Portman is the right choice for Anne Boleyn. Their is something about Scarlet Johansen that kind of bugs. (But I don't like Kathryn Heigl either. It isn't a blonde thing, but I can't figure out why.)

And! It's Pulaski day on Monday! That great Revolutionary hero and friend to GW. I'll gladly toast you with sausage and beer as I enjoy yet another three day weekend!

Happy Birthday Liza!

Child labor laws???

Pshaw... we start 'em early around these parts. I have to train him to be a good little husband someday.

P.S. This is post number 300! So those of you complaining about the dearth of posts... that is a little more than 100 per year. Plus, do you really think my comic gems come so easily? I have to work a little at being this witty.

The Dorko Family

I haven't written much lately because life here is kind of boring. We keep getting snowed in. What else is there to do but try on hats and torture your child with photos?

First PB&J

This has been a really relaxing weekend at home. We had some friends over Friday and went sledding on Saturday. Sunday we didn't watch the Superbowl. All around... a wonderful weekend.