Dear God, Please break my mother's camera. She is torturing me. Everytime I turn around she has that thing pointed in my face. The time to act is now. Thank you.
Dex, God never hears our prayers to break our mother's cameras; although we ask him again, and again, and again, and again. (You might try your Godmother, she's as strong as any man!)
...reads and watches movies as often as possible...believes her opinion matters quite a lot...is a bit of a know-it-all...likes to hear herself talk...never met an ellipses she didn't like...
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Dear Dex,
Act now, or be banished to a lifetime of Mamarazzi -- sneaking up behind you, snapping you at the worst angles.
Dex,
God never hears our prayers to break our mother's cameras; although we ask him again, and again, and again, and again. (You might try your Godmother, she's as strong as any man!)
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